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the only British slang I know:

this topic is safe as fuck. nt.
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bol

am i doin it rite?
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Cookies as buiscuts?
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(09-04-2009, 06:35 PM)deathbringer Wrote:
(09-04-2009, 05:49 PM)Woppet Wrote: Chunder as Vomit.
Who the fuck says chunder?


Yea i got that the wrong way around
Should of been Vomit as Chunder.
Fixed it now though mate.
Same think happened with chewing gum/ chuddy but thats fixed too.

(09-04-2009, 06:54 PM)Jesus lizard Wrote: Cookies as buiscuts?
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this topic is mierda
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i'd like to throw woppet from the toolest mountain in britain
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(09-04-2009, 05:49 PM)Woppet Wrote: I've had enough of you American cunts talking all cheesy like you're Hollywood actors and butchering the English language that came from my fucking country.
From now on i don't want to hear any of these sketty bullshit American slang words being used on this forum.

Here's a list you should live by, helping you transfer your gay USA slang into humble English words/slag.

From now on you shall refer to:

Fries as Chips.
Mom as Mum.
Cops as The Old Bob.
Cigarettes as sires.
Slutty Girls as Slags.
Asses as Arses.
Awesome as Ace.
Donut as Doughnut.
Color as Colour.
Laugh as Bubble.
Money as Bees/Dosh
Vomitas Chunder.
Chewing gum as Chuddy.
Drunk as Pissed/Off Your Face/Out Your Tree
Sexual Intercourse as Shagging.
Do I Care? as Just Tell Me When I'm Bothered.
Crazy as Bonkers
Pacifiers as Dummies.
Diapers as Nappies.

These are just a few to start you off and maybe make you seem a little less like you just evolved from apes.

I can't make you Americans use these words but for the sake of your fucking dignity i hope you do~

you forgot to add "let muslims walk all over you"
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one keeps the "t" silent in words unless the word starts with that letter.

anotha rep plx.
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(09-04-2009, 08:27 PM)bryan GT broyan Wrote: i'd like to throw woppet from the toolest mountain in britain
Yes, because throwing him from a mole hill is going to do anything.
Doofenshmirtz: This is a little bit awkward but have you seen my escape jet keys? (Perry nods) What, you have? Well that's great! So where are they? (Perry looks away) You won't tell me? Is this because you don't speak or are you just being a jerk?
~Phineas and Ferb, "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" (2008)
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yo woppet

sod off
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This topic is so naff
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(09-04-2009, 06:44 PM)Aunt Vagina Wrote: who the fuck says intercourse

Rokkan got intercourse and interchange/exchange mixed up in a convo
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Toad in the hole, love.
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#29
you guys are all toffs
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#30
i like to consider myself a citizen of earth as opposed to a citizen of some bloody country
i said bloody accept me
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