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VIRTUAL BATTLEFIELD
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Shade: 1 Epic Fail (You attempt to pick up Kat's bomb but trip and fall right infront of Kat. You attempt to escape but you trip again 2 feet away, this time loosing your inventory. WELL YOU LOOK REAL GREAT NOW DONT YOU?)

Kat: 6 Extreme (You pick up the bomb and make a mad dash towards everyone and yell. The bomb slips out of your grip and lands far off. Hmm? You see an HP+50 next to it.)

Sportoise: 4 Success (You waltz over to a switch and rest under the shade of the pixel block above it. Real interesting.)

Zadaben: 6 Extreme (You stand an a switch and it lights up. You keep watch for the damn plummers so hard you short circuit! [-10HP])

Koopaul: 3 Partial Success (Your old as hell legs force you to move slowly as you go to the switch. It lights up. You munmble and grumble like there's no tomorrow. Meh)

Virt: 5 Perfect (You put the PG in your pocket and walk over to the others. Wha-- You find a Lucky Charm. Your next roll will be a 5.)

Recme: 4 Success (You stand on a switch. It lights up.)

Quirby64: 4 Success (You stand on a switch and it lights up. You see a sign in the distance:

"Super Mario Bros")



All of you see bits and bytes form near. Bugs appear to attack! All those on switches are frozen solid! Looks like Kat, Shade and Virt have to duke it out alone.


>What do you do?

P.S. sorry for the late post guys... I'll post quicker if Im not busy.
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Anonymous Wrote:...the world is so much simpler if you just dont give a FUCK...
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#47
While Im frozen I try to repair myself, with internal mechanics not mp
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I make a mad dash to the pen I dropped, I will fend off the evil creatures with the majesty of the liberal arts.
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#49
Well I guess I'm not going anywhere. Ho hum. I have my pipe atleast. Hopefully these bugs will all get cancer from the second hand smoke and spontaneously die all at once
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#50
I do what any normal person would do when they see bugs:
I squash 'em.
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#51
I also start to squash the bugs.

This is hella gross getting bug guts all over my hands, but eventually wipe them off on the floor.

Debating on whether or not going back to the bomb to collect it is worth it at this point.

Goes back to get the bomb anyway.

It will likely be useful, or something anyway. I also aim to collect the +50 HP thingy while I'm there since I'm also down by an already uncomfortable amount to me anyway.
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I start to nag at the bug.

"Listen here! In my day bugs flew around in respectable patterns for us to kill! Now you best be hopping along!"

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#53
i attack the bugs with my quarters that are on fire. of course, that would use up some mp, but its better than nothing!
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>I'm frozen, hoooooooooooraaaaaaaay.
I just silently watch the fight ; I don't have anything to say right now, besides telling everybody the obvious that I'm frozen.
c e r t i f i e d   m e m e l o r d .
>> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM0jv_z...IciomDGEmQ << you should check this out
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Bug1 tries to sting Kat. Bug2 charges at Shade. Bug3 hardens to prevent damage.

Zadaben: 3 Partial Success (You attempt to repair yourself and you manage to fix up some damage [+10HP]. Not bad but could have been better.)

Shade: 5 Perfect (You pick up the pen you dropped with such swiftness and grace that your focus increases 10 fold! Your MP wont drain for the next 2 turns!)

Sportoise: 6 Extreme (You get your hopes up and start smoking away like a steam engine. Your smoke reaches the others and the smoke makes all of you feel sick. It hurts you the most. Your accuracy decreases.)

Virt: [Lucky Charm]5 Perfect (You attack BUG1 and kill it with the greatest of ease. It gets deleted and drops something. A Level Up. Your HP and MP increase!)

Kat: 3 Partial Success (You attack BUG2 and deal 15HP of damage to it. You go to get the bomb but miss it and get the HP+50 instead. Not a bad move.)

Koopaul: 2 Fail(You try to nag at it. "List.....en....he....rebug.....". Your frozen state makes you unable to speak. OH GOD WHAT A RELIEF.)

Recme: 5 Perfect (You break out from your frozen state and hurl a wave of melting hot US currency at BUG2 at the cost of 25MP. You deal 72HP of damage and murder the poor thing. It gets deleted and you get a Level Up! You HP and MP increases!)

Quirby64: 1 Epic Fail (You attempt to watch the fight and tell the obvious but the smoke from Sportoise's pipe suffocates you before you say anything [-10HP].)

BUG1: 6 Extreme (This thing is dead sooo... )

BUG2: 4 Success (The thing charges at Sh-- this guy's dead too... )

BUG3: 5 Perfect (It hardens successfully while finding a Charge Strike1. Next attack increases by 10. )

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I jiggle my shell around, hoping that some of the spores produced will cure myself
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#57
I attempt to punch the remaining bug in its filthy face.
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Can't move and can't even speak. I attempt to take a nap in my frozen state.

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I fix the bug with a (literally) steely-eye glare with the intent of intimidating it, or better yet, exploding it.
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Since I have this MP thing, I focus as much as possible into my pen to see what happens. Maybe it will transform into a marker!!
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