I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

I would never have figured this one on my own

[Gors]

This is what i get by trying AND catching all new Pokemon I see in the wild. Being a Pokemon Master is tougher than I expected.

[Gors]

Anyway I figured that I needed to show Oak the Amber. Since he is a scientist, he mal be able to discover something--

[Gors]

fuck you

[Gors]

Maybe I just need to return and go forward. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do

[Gors]

[x] Ride bike inside a cave

Another lifetime objective achieved... *sob*

[Gors]

[x] Climb a ladder while riding a bike

Too many lifetime objectives being complete at once, it's too much for me!!

[Gors]

Is this like a quote for all losers around this place?

[Gors]

I taught Seismic Toss to Mjollnir before leaving Pallet Town. And boy, I remember the anime quite well. The scene of Charizard spinning around the globe then piledriving the opponent into the ground was the best cutscene for an attack ever, and--



BALLS. BALLS EVERYWHERE.

[Gors]

Some Pokemon sprites give me the worst nightmares. Look at that fucker we looks like he's saying 'You're pretty funny... As a reward I'll kill you last '

[Gors]

This dude would be arrested in Brazil

[Gors]

RIP Durendal... you fought well.

[Gors]

Of course, if you never fight, you won't lose...

[Gors]

In Pokemon world, everyone is equipped with an Accident-Free belt before leaving their homes.

[Gors]