I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

I had a great idea; I'll just leave the ship for a little, go to a Pokemon Center and come back, so I can continue fighting. I think I know the exit.



I think it was this way, I remember this NPC here...



OH SHIT THE SHIP IS GOING AWAY

COME BACK


COME BAAACKKK



shit

[Gors]

At least, I got the HM 01 - Cut, and taught it to my Oddish, Alraune. Sadly, it's kinda underleveled so I'm going to train it a little before facing the next gym.

[Gors]

How do I know that I'm playing Pokemon?

1- Use monsters to do tasks;
2- Cut trees to open the way;
3- NPCs plant trees in the most annoying places.

[Gors]

Finally, I enter the lighting den... Lt. Surge's Gym.



I hear they have fun in buckets in here

[Gors]

Mjollnir ironically nullifies thunder attacks. I guess I didn't plan his name that well...

[TomGuycott]

Be careful, Gors. You remember what was in the last bucket you looked in.

[Gors]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

[Gors]

Ball vs. Ball; Winner - Ball

[Gors]

Hey Muts, what are you doing in there

[Gors]

I found the first lock! Now to find the second one...

[Gors]

Where's the second lock? This puzzle is hard...

[Gors]

So here it comes... the fight against Lt. Surge! Place your bets!

[Gors]

This Raichu must've been sunbathing for a long time...

[Gors]

"Two paraplegics were fighting in a bar..."

[Gors]

Very well! I won against Lt. Surge, and now I got the TM 24 and the proof of my triumph, another badge to my collection! As Surge himself said,



I'm a kid!


No wait

I'm the real deal! Yeah!