I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

Okay, I'll get it right this time. It's a Jigglypuff!



go fuck yourself

[Gors]

"The real world could learn a thing or two with this game" retorted Shell.

I wish, Shell...... I wish.

[Gors]

And there's the voluptuous magician again. Though this one doesn't look that voluptuous. It just looks like a magician.





Uhhhhh



wait WHAT



o//////o

scratch that, this one is even more voluptuous than the other one.



At least I got a shining new Bike Voucher! Who would have guessed that hearing a lot of shit-- I mean, intelligent talking would give me something cool?

[Gors]

With a new ideology in mind and a shining new Bike Voucher, I left the building with a cleansed soul... Now I am going to go back to claim my great shining beautiful bike (h)

[Gors]

Yeah man, now I am a new proud owner of a bike! Joys and Happies!

[Gors]

BUT IT SUCKS TO GO DOWN THE LIST EVERYTIME TO USE IT UGH

[Gors]

VROOM VROOM MOTHER FUCKER

[Gors]

So... There's this long cave... Dug by Digglets? They are probably hired by tunnel building engineers...

[Gors]

OH MY SHIT

I MUST BALL-- I mean

Mr. Drowzee, are you interested in hearing the Ball's words?

[Gors]

DURENDAL TOO OP

[Gors]

This Drowzee was much more friendly and even let Mjollnir sleep a little. So I guess it wanted to stay with us! (this makes no sense but anyway)

Freud is now another Pokemon that accepted the Ball's words.

[Gors]

I am so confused

[Gors]

Did you know that gambling is illegal in Brazil? Every year many slot machines are apprehended because the Law says it induces people to poverty.

However, lottery is allowed. Don't ask me.

[Gors]

My dream!! Is going to become true (h)

[Gors]

*doki doki*