I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

After winning yet another battle, I'm about to continu--



WHOA TOO FAST

[Gors]

Yet another soon-to-be ballism believer. My religion is consuming the pokemon, one by one. I hope to change the minds of thousands of pokemon!

"But, there's only 151 pokemon in this game."

[Gors]

sometimes I wonder how you find such monsters in the wild already wearing underpants.

then I remember it's Machoke and I'm thankful for that.

[Garamonde]

Spoiler

tRIPPING

I think I got acid in my eyes

[Gors]

70907 pokedollars.

hue

[psychospacecow]

sometimes I wonder how you find such monsters in the wild already wearing underpants.

then I remember it's Machoke and I'm thankful for that.

That Machoke's like "Eh, Gurl! U Wanna Flex?"

[SchAlternate]

OMG this thread has been revived!

Technically thanks to me, as I convinced him to do it.

You beautiful human being, you.

[Lexou Duck]

70907 pokedollars.

hue

gibe mony pleas

[Gors]

i'm dying

this thread is good 10/10 please finish the game

Guess what returned



VROOOM

[Gors]

It's been a long time since I abandoned my journey to be a Pokemon Master. But I didn't forget about it: everything needs time to happen, and I know it.



"You heading to Fuchsia?"

'Yes', I answered him. Maybe he's going to help me find the wa--



how gentle

[Gors]

This looks like two planets fighting each other

[Gors]

I need help

[Gors]

Wishing to recover my friends, I went to the nearest Pokemon Center.



I also decided to check all the Pokemon I caught, since it's been a long time I last adventured in this world.

Current Party:

1 Alraune (Gloom)
2 Shell (Wartortle)
3 Flango (Pidgeotto)
4 Mjollnir (Graveler)
5 Freja (Spearow)
6 Durendal (Nidorino)

Box 1

1 RickGastly (Gastly)
2 Gram (Cubone)
3 Balmung (Eevee)
4 Beowulf (Growlithe)
5 Jormungand (Onix)
6 Heracles (Machop)
7 Siegfried (Spearow -> Fearow)
8 Chrysaor (Diglett)
9 Geryon (Dugtrio)
A Basilisk (Ekans)
B Alucard (Zubat)
C Lutefisk (Magikarp)
D Farfalla (Buterfree)
E Cordiceps (Paras)
F Abaddon (Beedrill)
G Houdini (Mankey)
H Ricotta (Rattata)
I Orpheus (Jigglypuff)
J () (Voltorb)
K Freud (Drowzee)

Box 2

1 Stolas (Doduo)

[E-Man]

how gentle

A wild Red comes out of nowhere! Red sneaks behind Gors and knocks him out. It's super effective! Gors is unable to battle. Gors blacks out, while Red steals the spotlight.

[Gors]

Things are getting interesting so far! I found a new, potential ballist Pokemon! I can't let this opportunity go to waste!



"Please consider converting to ballism!" Said Alraune, while using the sacred four ball image on the Raticate. Confused, he didn't have a positive reaction.



I deployed Flango to try and convince him. "The ball is glorious, you shall join us!"





Yay!



Queso is now my newest addition to the proud ballist group~!