I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

It took me 20 minutes to arrive in Pewter City, only to remember that I had a bike.

FUCK

[Gors]

Oh man, Fortune Tellers! I love fortune telling!

[Gors]

You sound boring for a Fortune Teller...



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Gors]

Did you just shush me for a chunk of tree sap

[Gors]

"Take this to a Pokemon Lab and get it examined!"

Well sure, I'll do thi--



Whoever said that the space is expanding is a big fat liar

[Gors]

First the Old Rod, now this? Do I look like a museum for you??

[Gors]

I hate you

[Garamonde]

He really must like wearing fake beards.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a beard all these years.

[Gors]

There won't be any gameplay screenshots tonight because of personal reasons, but I want to thank everyone that's been following my adventure.

I never liked Pokemon. This is a fact. The game is slow, stale, sprinkled with irritating music and asinine design choices. But with your help, I have learned to appreciate this game. Maybe not in a way like you do. I don't like building teams. I don't have a bias towards any Pokemon. I don't find the story (if there is one) good at all. But I have learned to appreciate the essence of a game where everything is a blank slate, ready to be written with your words.

Needless to say, I'm pulling everything outta my ass and hoping it'll be fun enough. Maybe the jokes are stale; maybe the narrative is cliché. I confess that I'm good at none of them: I'm just shooting in the dark. The fact that you're all sticking to this thread means that I'm hitting the right spot though, and that makes me happy. It makes me happy that my adventure is also yours, and we can share this moment together.

The fun of this game came from you, the reader of this thread, and each of your reaction is a chuckle and a step forward the completion of the game. In fact I wouldn't be able to reach this far if I didn't share every single moment in this thread, and your help. I'm grateful for this, and I hope to see you when I'm battling the last opponent.

In other news,



Prior to this post, I had 6969 posts

[Lexou Duck]

emotional recap of the run

yo watchu doing being all emotional and thankful and what not


boy you think this is what we pay you for ?
no bitch we pay you to play the fucking game

[Gors]

When actual money starts piling up in my Paypal account I might consider what you said



hue

[Gors]

Meanwhile, I am heading to Oak's place to get the amber checked. Maybe he can make a better use of this than I can. Not to say that it weighs a lot in the bag...

[Gors]

A crying boy came to me talking that he used up all his balls.



Yeah... I know you well... I know you well.

[Gors]

Thanks to the bike, the trip back home was quicker than usual (well, the fast forward button helped me a lot too)

...the front bike sprite is weird...

[Gors]

"Increase your manhood 3-6 Poké-inches today"