I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

Hmm...



Hmm...



Okay! No voluptuous magician men in this Pokemon Center!

I am really happy to have gotten another badge. This means I'm doing progress, even if little. Durendal looked and smiled to me, congratulating my feat. And I'm really glad too, because even newcomer Pokemon such as Alraune and Mjollnir proved to be really useful in my journey. This strenghtened the bond I had with them even more, and I am glad to have an evergrowing family.



Talking about family, I decided to call my mom. I figured that it's been a long time since my failure, so I thought she'd react positively to my victories. And she did! "Always do your best! I love you! Don't relax though; there's still a long way to go..." At least, she isn't mad anymore. Doing my best only proved to be fruitful, as I am enjoying exploration and battle victories. Without any worries, now I can safely rest...

[Mutsukki]

Hey Muts, what are you doing in there

you piece of shit

[Gors]

March 06, 2014

I am going to the Diglett's cave now. Something tells me that there will be more new monsters to teach the Almighty Ball's words. I'll prepare myself for this task...



One can never have too many Poke balls.

[Gors]

I am ready for the journey! Let's go!

[Gors]

As you can see, Digletts can also craft ladders.

[Gors]

Oh, Diglett... I came here to teach you the Path of Light... Believe in the Ball!



FUCK

[Gors]

Well, in such case I gotta choose another Pokemon and BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT



Infidels must die

[Gors]

"Ugh, current gen's Pokemon suck. Look at Klinklang it's just the same shit repeated three times, back in gen 1 there were a lot of great designs, gen 1 is the best"

[Gors]

Gors and his mythological names for Pokemon...

[Gors]

Since we're at it, why not get the whole family? Say hello to Chrysaor!

[Gors]

...Where am I...?

[Gors]

I decided to look for help. Fortunately I found a humble house near the place, and I was greeted by an hermit.



Gee, thanks! I really didn't know about that! This is going to be really helpful. As for that boy up there...



He really must like wearing fake beards.

[Gors]

going further down the path, I soon found Oak's aide, which happily gave me a HM 05 - Flash.



Someone's been commemorating Easter a little too early...

[Gors]

Wait... I remember this place...

That old man...





OH SHIT IT'S THE TIBETAN MONK

Time passes quickly... *sob*

[Gors]

Finally being able to cut down trees like a madman, I finally saved a man from a nightmare. Olaf was being attacked by Dream Eating Drowzees, and in return he gave me TM 42 - Dream Eater.



"I'm still... In a snake... DREAM EATERRRR!"

No, wait