I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

So

I am really strong about this right now, so let's see how far I can get in this game. You know I loathe this game but I think I am much more prepared for this than I was back then.

This is the start of a new era. Or not.

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I will be posting and screenshotting really often while playing, so stay tuned!

[Vipershark]

i swear if you make a helix joke

[Gors]

March 2, 2014

I have been awake for quite a long time right now. My eye is burning and my body begs me to sleep. But here I am talking to this professor Oak. He claims to be the Pokemon Prof but he is relying on me to fetch their data. Oh well





Luckily, my name was short enough to be input into the game. I would be sad if my username was Mutsukki or Puggsoy...



I think that friendships will end right now

[Mutsukki]

it's over

[Gors]

I wish I had a real one

[Gors]

Breaking News: Gors's mom revealed

[Gors]

Mutsukki's so jealous that he literally copied my house's design

[TomGuycott]

At least you've got a hot mom out of this.

[Gors]

Fuck you Oak, I was about to take a piss

[TomGuycott]

While wild pokemon live, NO ONE is safe, Gors!

[Gors]

you only have one #YOHO

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HELP ME CHOOSE ONE POKEMON, TOO MUCH PRESSURE

[Mutsukki]

SQUIRTLE because, uh....

No wait, Bulbasaur



who am I supposed to choose for??????

[Gors]

for me of course, i need to be the pokemon master

[Sengir]

Bulba

[Gors]

im sorry but zac told me to pick the turtle instead

so the turtle it is



(I'm a bullet... Gunshell... get it?)

Having attained the new reptilian friend, I can now be a pokemon master and--



shit