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Crap Jokes
#1
Everyone loves shit jokes so lets here your most cheesy, awful joke. That you read on the back of a icepop or something.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
-it goes back 4 seconds.

A ship carrying brown paint hit a ship carrying red paint.
-All the sailors were marooned

I could of sworn the ball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me!

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#2
Where do germs come from? Germany!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys don't speak!

Why did the rodent cross the road? To be a dent on the road!
NOPE.
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#3
Why did the crap cross the road?

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#4
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#5
Something's wrong with my cell phone. Your phone number isn't on it! ;-))))
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#6
any 4chan meme.
#7
An old farmer was going to visit his brother, another farmer, so he decided to take a bus. He also decided to bring his two beloved pigs.
He then entered in the bus and took a seat with his two pigs. One man, seeing the farmer and his animals, decided to bully him:
"Ah,ah... what kind of man would bring such animals inside the bus?"
The farmer ignored.
"Hey" the man continued: "Do your pigs have a name?"
The farmer then calmly responded: "this one's called 'Yoursis' and this, 'Youraunt'"
The man got really furious at the reply, but then he said:
"heh,heh... I see... And 'Yourmom', where is she? On mud?"
"Oh, no. I ate 'Yourmom' yesterday."
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#8
gordal
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#9
My jokes are too good for you, but...

If you're American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom? yer-a-pee-in
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#10
tugs is a joke right now. a bad one.
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#11
http://www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/961..._wa_waaaah @ this thread
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#12
what did they call it when the boat shipping mayonnaise from mexico crashed


sink-o de mayo
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#13
Wilie was a chemist
but Willie is no more
for what he thought was H20
was H2SO4

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...HEH
#14
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
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#15
two elephants fall into a valley, one falls in a lake


ba dum psh
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