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Everyone loves shit jokes so lets here your most cheesy, awful joke. That you read on the back of a icepop or something.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
-it goes back 4 seconds.

A ship carrying brown paint hit a ship carrying red paint.
-All the sailors were marooned

I could of sworn the ball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me!

Where do germs come from? Germany!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys don't speak!

Why did the rodent cross the road? To be a dent on the road!

Why did the crap cross the road?

CONTROLLER HAS BEEN UNPLUGGED PLEASE INSERT DICK.

Something's wrong with my cell phone. Your phone number isn't on it! ;-))))

any 4chan meme.

An old farmer was going to visit his brother, another farmer, so he decided to take a bus. He also decided to bring his two beloved pigs.
He then entered in the bus and took a seat with his two pigs. One man, seeing the farmer and his animals, decided to bully him:
"Ah,ah... what kind of man would bring such animals inside the bus?"
The farmer ignored.
"Hey" the man continued: "Do your pigs have a name?"
The farmer then calmly responded: "this one's called 'Yoursis' and this, 'Youraunt'"
The man got really furious at the reply, but then he said:
"heh,heh... I see... And 'Yourmom', where is she? On mud?"
"Oh, no. I ate 'Yourmom' yesterday."

gordal

My jokes are too good for you, but...

If you're American in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom? yer-a-pee-in

tugs is a joke right now. a bad one.

http://www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/961..._wa_waaaah @ this thread

what did they call it when the boat shipping mayonnaise from mexico crashed


sink-o de mayo

Wilie was a chemist
but Willie is no more
for what he thought was H20
was H2SO4

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

two elephants fall into a valley, one falls in a lake


ba dum psh