the slap your penis against the keyboard topic

[Raytheon]

signals from the top row are sent through the cord first dipshit. you failed at trying to make an excuse for your dick being skinny.

which definitely explains why when I press three keys in different rows at the same time, only the center one goes through
right, distinguished gentleman.

and how the fuck did you manage to go asdfghjkl in order because what the fuck if you slapped your penis on the fucking keyboard it wouldnt go in order.

and if you press multiple buttons they all go through anyway, unless your using a 1960s keyboard
qza <-- pressed all at once.