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the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Kosheh - 08-24-2009

posting this here because no one will reply to it in spamhaul2 but if its inappropriate ill move it ok

yes in this topic you whip out your penis

and slap it on the keyboard as many times as you want
if your a girl i guess you could

get a banana and mash it against the keyboard or something
or poke the keys with a boob?????????? idk

but you have to post it no do-overs and dont poke they keys with your penis just
slap it all willy-nilly

anyway here i go

ddsxcv njk,bnh k;pl


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Gollum - 08-24-2009

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Must clean keys...


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Badassbill - 08-24-2009

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I'll leave it at just the one.


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Alpha Six - 08-24-2009

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sorry dick too big, hit most of keys on keyboard with one smack


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 08-24-2009

It only hit the spacebar twice.


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Gollum - 08-24-2009

Oh, sure, Let Jesus lizard break the ice, because everyone else is to much of a pansy to do it.

Fuck all of you.


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Alpha Six - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 08:51 PM)Kilgore Trout Wrote: It only hit the spacebar twice.
slapped it horizontally. not vertically


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Orgasmatron - 08-24-2009

sorry while slapping my dick on the keyboard i accidentally downrepped you jesus lizard...


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 08:54 PM)Tyvon Wrote:
(08-24-2009, 08:51 PM)Kilgore Trout Wrote: It only hit the spacebar twice.
slapped it horizontally. not vertically
I'm talking about my attempt. Unfortunately, the board translates two spacebars as "HEY WHY SHOULD WE POST THAT LETS DELETE IT HORR."


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Voyage 34 - 08-24-2009

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okay I came


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Gollum - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 08:55 PM)Orgasmatron Wrote: sorry while slapping my dick on the keyboard i accidentally downrepped you jesus lizard...

I forgive, because I love you. Heart


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Sonikku - 08-24-2009

mxcchsd ccgfsdnhgbxf


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - LeleleleMAXIMUM - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 09:06 PM)Jesus lizard Wrote:
(08-24-2009, 08:55 PM)Orgasmatron Wrote: sorry while slapping my dick on the keyboard i accidentally downrepped you jesus lizard...

I forgive, because I love you. Heart
He's Jesus Lizard
(08-24-2009, 09:10 PM)Sonikku Wrote: mxcchsd ccgfsdnhgbxf
A refrigerator? You don't say..


RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Codestar - 08-24-2009

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RE: the slap your penis against the keyboard topic - Alpha Six - 08-24-2009

(08-24-2009, 09:25 PM)Kaikimi Wrote: n bn ,n bgbhgbbhnbbvgmolkk,mjhn b vlol spasmhasujl; 差不下痴話と差不下痴話とdさうあういsd不亜sd不ysdy儀sぢうさdgちぃf
oh god what