I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

March 12, 2014

Finally, after resting for a while, I decided to talk with the girl next to the cave entrance.





You are four generations early from the Pokemon you want though

[Gors]

What the fuck

[Gors]

Yeah, the air is pretty good here and--



Why does everything culminate into a fight??

[Gors]

Well, it wasn't me who wanted to fight in the first place...

[Gors]

People around here are weird. There's certainly something going on.



I found a big city with some tall buildings. The atmosphere around here is unsettling somehow, and I feel there's something interesting here. I can feel it.

[Gors]

A really anorexic-looking boy came to me with his shaky limbs.



"I think they're the spirits of Pokemon that the Rockets killed."

This is horrible! The NASA must stop this barbaric act!

[Gors]

I wonder if it was too difficult or costly to have small graveyards in every city instead of making a city-graveyard.

[Gors]

Whoever wrote this sign must get a Noble Prize

[Gors]

I'm afraid of no ghosts

[Gors]

RIP in peace Pokemon

[Gors]

After touring the city, I found a rather pompous house. I decided to enter, just to meet a Name Rater.



Well, I am really interested to see what's his rating on my Pokemon's names!



Fuck you, Durendal is the best name ever, shut up >:I

[Gors]

This sad girl had adopted an orphan Cubone. She said, with tears in her eyes, that its mother had perished in the hands of the Rocket Team.

This goes completely against my ideology of Ballism. This is unacceptable. I must teach those Rockets the Path of Enlightenment.

[Gors]

I almost misread this as Mt. Fuji, whoops

[Gors]

Anyway, I decided to enter the huge building as it was the only one I didn't enter yet. The air-conditioner made the place really comfortable, but there was something weird going on here. I decided to talk with the girl in the other side of the balcony.



Well, they don't show this in the anime... Okay I guess. There was a dude crying over there:



Damn onion-cutting ninjas...

[Gors]

For some reason, no one expects people to be born. Your best friend could have never born, and you wouldn't even care, because you'd never meet him: you'd probably have other friends. But when you meet such person, losing them is a huge blow. It doesn't need to be literal death: cutting relationships due to false friendship, or other reasons, they also hurt quite a bit...