Just how the hell long does it take to get something approved on here...?

[Petie]

You did not include icons. The submission queue is sorted by two criteria - first by icons vs. no icons and second by date submitted, ascending.

There's also a thread that goes into much more detail regarding why submissions take so long to process and it's sticked at the top of this very forum: https://www.vg-resource.com/thread-26810.html