I give up. I can't do it anymore. I quit.

[Lilothestitch]

...uh
you know, you could also just lurk until you're compelled to reply to a post on the forum
there's people who do that.

(we're not picking on you here, we're trying to help you. I know I'm coming off a bit abrasive, sorry, but that's usually the more effective approach here)

I know you're trying to help but I feel stressed out about this.  Dazz if you are reading this, I'm going to ask you to close my account for good. Goodbye everyone.