IS THAT LINK IN A KART????

[Kosheh]

Kriven, I think your post is sorely missing something. I'm appaled that you were this "nitpicky" and overlooked this.

Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach have grown on me after playing as them and hearing their personalities and watching their tricks. Tanooki Mario in particular at least looks adorable from all angles, like a soft, squishy teddy bear driving along. Link is neat, as expected, although it's a little silly to see him cramming into karts half his size.

Did you forget to use Tanooki Mario's horn?

That's seriously the best part about Tanooki Mario. It makes him worth playing over Link or Cat Peach (with her super-shitty horn that sounds like screaming) I'm not gonna spoil what it is for you - just go and try it. Seriously.

(The other part is that with Tanooki Mario you can say dumb shit like "IM ROLLIN HARD TONIGHT", "GOIN' HARD IN THE PAINT", "Sorry if I'm going TOO HARD on you" and "ROCK SOLID" every time you turn into stone Mario during a trick)

I'm not sure what weight class the DLC Mario and Peach are supposed to be...though to me currently, they just seem like reskins of Mario and Peach - but at least the Metal reskins were heavyweights. Link seems to be in the same weight class as Rosalina and Waluigi


The weirdest part about Link though is that you can tell they just got someone from their existing voice cast to impersonate Link. It doesn't...really feel like Link out of Skyward Sword. He makes all these typical Link sounds, but then when he switches to the hanglider, he'll go "HYAAAH~T-- Oh~~"
and I just straight-up erupt into question marks when I come into first and Link shouts "Wahoo!"

That's Not Very Link-Like

I think even a jingle from the LoZ series would have sufficed in its place, lol.