GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Kosheh]

guess i can skip the nintendo digital presentation, there's nothing left to be surprised over. thanks

So it appears that Mario and Raving Rabbids crossover is real. I'm just baffled over these preview images.

So I feel like Ubisoft approached Nintendo with this idea like "Well, after the Wii U...ZombiiU, Watch Dogs...we don't...know if we're gonna develop any AAA titles for your platform" and Nintendo's letting them use these characters out of good faith so that Ubisoft will even consider the Switch as a platform that even exists.
Like this is a hostage situation. And this leak was intentional to try to further humiliate Nintendo, giving their Digital Spotlight even less steam this year (because this would've been a huge surprise)

Yes, they sad "ass" in official Mario promos. O_o

That's not an official promo though. This is an internal leak from a company with the loosest lips ever. Did you see the one that talks about convincing media/gamers? Why would anyone in their right mind in their marketing campaign refer to their company have to "convince" anybody so candidly?

the only time you've gotta convince people it's gonna be good is if it's awful

Negative points from me also for the Rabbid taking a selfie. ("Were still relevant god dammit!")

this whole thing is terrible and that's where you're taking points off??
i feel like this game's going to just present the Mario characters as comedic straight men while the Rabbids jump all over and scream like bad OCs squealing in delight like they've finally been canonically accepted into the Mario universe


honestly though, Ubisoft is just a game mill and I don't even know why Nintendo wants their support so badly. their games are alright but this just seems like the ultimate sellout move. like this just seems abusive, and this leak even moreso dragging them through the dirt. i really hope some heads roll at ubisoft after this, or better yet, Nintendo magically cancels the whole thing altogether due to an NDA violation

or maybe the leaker intended to completely botch the sales of the core player base on purpose, just to see how it would actually affect sales

How well does a Nintendo Switch cardridge burn, I wonder.

first off that's a good waste of $60 and secondly i probably wouldn't suggest it, what if the flavoring agent used to prevent kids from eating the cartridge puts off some noxious gases and becomes an actual health hazard. "angry purchases intended solely for incineration" still support the company that's popping out the trash in the first place.

for this to even be worth it (and make the appropriate "political statement") you'd have to burn a review copy provided to you by the company