GAMER LOUNGE 20XX (NO CASUALS!!)

[Kosheh]

... I can't find anything wrong with it.

Double Dashers aren't an available vehicle type.

backseat item tossers are flippin overrated (that said, a Double Dash HD with netplay. hmmmmmm)

...god dammit

nope, game is literally perfect

Yeah I'm never getting over it.

yeah I was pretty bummed when I realized Diddy Kong's not in the game, Birdo and Bowser Jr. weren't in the game. Then I saw all seven Koopa Kids and I was at peace.

I'm a little sore about Diddy Kong as he was one of my favorite characters to use but I don't need Birdo and Bowser Jr. if I've got Wendy, and...well, the other six Koopa Kids.

Also what's up with DK's permanent toothy grin. Looks horrible.

RONHEE HRAUNG!!!!!!!!!!
EHEE-HOO

I was able to forgive the developers though, for giving Donkey Kong that amazing pose when tricking out that we saw in the game's trailers.

Also "Pink Gold Peach" really!?

Please don't talk shit about my rose-chrome wife.

Sonic & All-Stars Racing 1 & 2, as well as the first Crash Team Racing, are the best kart-racing games out there that aren't Mario Kart or Diddy Kong Racing.

If Activision took their heads out of their asses and just LITERALLY MADE CRASH TEAM RACING HD with tighter controls and netplay, it'd be literally PERFECT with unlimited amounts of hype and the Benjamins would just fly out of the CEO's butthole. They'd never have to make another Call of Duty again.