Dazz (Player; Boss)

[Kosheh]

Oh crap I just realized this post was updated recently

like 20 days ago

y'know I was thinking what if Dazz had three stages, like a Marvel boss

1) Walkaround Dazz (Nick's art. Maybe playable, eventually)
2) Dazz Prime (Chris' artwork)

Then, your last attack knocks Dazz's hat off and a disgruntled Dazz lands off in the background (sitting in the BG rubbing his head/conked out is optional)
3) It turns out that this whole time, Dazz's hat has been possessed by shitposting demons [Krew] and reveals its true form (that...looks like a cool Jojo character fused with a...bucket hat
Can we just call it Buckethead for the sake of the guitarist and to poke fun at Jojo)
which turns out to be a royal pain in the ass to fight, but once you get that healthbar down to zero...

the screen flashes white...
you see a horse grace the screen...and then
tigerlily...in her Divine Equestrian Regalia atop her stallion standing over the remains of the hat. she, who intervened and fought for the dignity and rights of all users...and disposed of The Hat. She, who stood for all that is good in the Kingdom of Resource, hath delivered judgement this day. She, the wife of the king, was the one fated to save this kingdom. She delivered the killing blow to the sinister cap.

Dazz turns out to be a cool guy, takes on a more relaxed mentality towards the Resource and from then on out never wears The Hat again. He and tigerlily live happily after. and of course u just go back to ur business bein a dum ol vgr member lol


EDIT: or you dont fight the hat but still witness the badassery that is queen tigerlily