07-03-2014, 10:28 AM
The stadium rumbles. The player is pick up and thrown by a tornado to a black screen and lives. A slow cackle.wav file plays.
I/you/me have or has returned. Prepare to fight and kill and defeat me, ZeldaClassicDEITY. But you/me/other/other(s) won't kill me!!
The new stadium fades in. At first glance you appear to be standing on a black rectangle with white background. The player is allowed to fight ZCD, but when the player gets close enough the game freezes for a second before an even louder sound effect plays as the screen flashes white.
Silly foolish human(s)! I already told you that I am ZeldaClassicDEITY. I control all of the WWW (World Wide Web)! No man/woman/other is able to defeat me for I am the AWESOMEST GOD
The stage begins to change. Color-indexed 3D animations play. Gradients burst forth from below. Even time itself is under the control of ZCD. This battleground isn't just on the internet. It is the internet. Throughout the battle the player's palette flickers between their true colors and web-safe colors. Adblock phases in and out of existence, allowing audio-enabled banner ads to obscure the stadium. This is truly the final battle.
I/you/me have or has returned. Prepare to fight and kill and defeat me, ZeldaClassicDEITY. But you/me/other/other(s) won't kill me!!
The new stadium fades in. At first glance you appear to be standing on a black rectangle with white background. The player is allowed to fight ZCD, but when the player gets close enough the game freezes for a second before an even louder sound effect plays as the screen flashes white.
Silly foolish human(s)! I already told you that I am ZeldaClassicDEITY. I control all of the WWW (World Wide Web)! No man/woman/other is able to defeat me for I am the AWESOMEST GOD
The stage begins to change. Color-indexed 3D animations play. Gradients burst forth from below. Even time itself is under the control of ZCD. This battleground isn't just on the internet. It is the internet. Throughout the battle the player's palette flickers between their true colors and web-safe colors. Adblock phases in and out of existence, allowing audio-enabled banner ads to obscure the stadium. This is truly the final battle.