Name Changes disabled.

[Petie]

Usernames can still be changed by directly asking an administrator if you absolutely MUST change them but unless you're either
a) radically changing your internet persona
or
b) there's some sort of problem with your username
they really never should need to be changed.
Going by something different every month (or year, even) is frankly kind of stupid. There's no need for it and it just confuses people.

A thousand times this. It's literally exactly my stance on name changes. We are still capable of changing your username for you but each request will be taken on a case by case basis. Randomly changing names just got far too confusing.