Official Team Fortress 2012 Lounge

[Rosencrantz]

I believe that the Pyro is actually Abraham Lincoln, and the third Not Dying machine was built to keep Lincoln alive

alive long enough to go past TFC into TF2.



And because Lincoln had several mishaps before being brought back to life (failed rocket jumping attempt, John "Tower of Hats" Boothe, etc.), he may now be the wheezing monstrosity we know him today

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although it's probably a robot and you're 100% right

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Valve needs to include Tinfoil hats into the game