Crap Jokes

[Chutzpar]

A dog goes into a telegraph office. He fills out the telegram form, and give it to the clerk.. The telegram reads:
"Woof woof. Woof. Woof woof woof. Woof, woof. Woof."
The clerk says "Oh, you've only got 9 words here, you can add another 'woof' for the same price".
The dog looks confused and says: "But that wouldn't make any sense at all!"

(this is seriously one of my favourite jokes)
(e: I can't count)