09-21-2010, 10:21 AM
An old farmer was going to visit his brother, another farmer, so he decided to take a bus. He also decided to bring his two beloved pigs.
He then entered in the bus and took a seat with his two pigs. One man, seeing the farmer and his animals, decided to bully him:
"Ah,ah... what kind of man would bring such animals inside the bus?"
The farmer ignored.
"Hey" the man continued: "Do your pigs have a name?"
The farmer then calmly responded: "this one's called 'Yoursis' and this, 'Youraunt'"
The man got really furious at the reply, but then he said:
"heh,heh... I see... And 'Yourmom', where is she? On mud?"
"Oh, no. I ate 'Yourmom' yesterday."
He then entered in the bus and took a seat with his two pigs. One man, seeing the farmer and his animals, decided to bully him:
"Ah,ah... what kind of man would bring such animals inside the bus?"
The farmer ignored.
"Hey" the man continued: "Do your pigs have a name?"
The farmer then calmly responded: "this one's called 'Yoursis' and this, 'Youraunt'"
The man got really furious at the reply, but then he said:
"heh,heh... I see... And 'Yourmom', where is she? On mud?"
"Oh, no. I ate 'Yourmom' yesterday."
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