*The CN Tower, top floor*
Heather: *sighs in relief* Well, now that the whole Total Drama Bullcrap is over for a while, I can finally take a break from trying to become a superstar after everything I went through. For the first time, I'm glad to be back home instead of on set with Chris and Chef.
*downtown Toronto streets*
Bowser: Ugh...another attempt of getting Princess Peach to myself...shot down because of Mario. Look, if I kidnap her, she should be mine and mine alone. Done deal. *sighs* Well, I guess I could try to find someone new.
*tower top*
Heather: *lets down her hair that finally grew back* Ah, it's so good to have you back, my own pride and joy. *dancing around happily until she slips off the rail on the top* Oops...*falls and screams*
Bowser: Oh...WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR JUST ONE GIRL TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY!
Heather falls into Bowser's arms and the two stare at each other.
Heather: You...saved me?
Bowser: You...fell out of the sky?
A few more seconds pass when they find that they don't like each other.
Heather: Oh, gross! A giant turtle dragon thing?
Bowser: Ugh! Nasty! A teenage sexy popular queen?
Heather: Hey, at least I'm pouular!
Bowser: So am I! I'm the most popular villain ever of all time! King Bowser Koopa!
Heather: What kind of a name is that? What's a Koopa anyway?
Bowser: Hey, don't insult my people and name you little wench!
Heather: I'll do more than that, you Godzilla wannabe!
Bowser: Skank!
Heather: Ogre!
Bowser: Long leg loser!
Heather: Tail tramp!
They both suddenly start making out for about a minute and break away
Bowser & Heather: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
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Heather: *sighs in relief* Well, now that the whole Total Drama Bullcrap is over for a while, I can finally take a break from trying to become a superstar after everything I went through. For the first time, I'm glad to be back home instead of on set with Chris and Chef.
*downtown Toronto streets*
Bowser: Ugh...another attempt of getting Princess Peach to myself...shot down because of Mario. Look, if I kidnap her, she should be mine and mine alone. Done deal. *sighs* Well, I guess I could try to find someone new.
*tower top*
Heather: *lets down her hair that finally grew back* Ah, it's so good to have you back, my own pride and joy. *dancing around happily until she slips off the rail on the top* Oops...*falls and screams*
Bowser: Oh...WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR JUST ONE GIRL TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY!
Heather falls into Bowser's arms and the two stare at each other.
Heather: You...saved me?
Bowser: You...fell out of the sky?
A few more seconds pass when they find that they don't like each other.
Heather: Oh, gross! A giant turtle dragon thing?
Bowser: Ugh! Nasty! A teenage sexy popular queen?
Heather: Hey, at least I'm pouular!
Bowser: So am I! I'm the most popular villain ever of all time! King Bowser Koopa!
Heather: What kind of a name is that? What's a Koopa anyway?
Bowser: Hey, don't insult my people and name you little wench!
Heather: I'll do more than that, you Godzilla wannabe!
Bowser: Skank!
Heather: Ogre!
Bowser: Long leg loser!
Heather: Tail tramp!
They both suddenly start making out for about a minute and break away
Bowser & Heather: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!