Favorite and Least Favorite Kong

[Koopaul]

I think the lips have something to do it, Kat.



They look so unnatural.

Those swollen lips, tiny ears, botox cheeks. The fact that you can't tell what kind of design they were going for. Is he supposed to be funny? Cute? I can't tell.

See with Lanky Kong, he looks goofy because he is goofy! He's a goofy clown Kong. Dixie was designed to be hip and cute. Diddy is cool and playful. Funky is just plain funky.

See their design perfectly matches their personality. But what was Kiddie supposed to be?