Mario Kart 8

[Fawfulthegreat64]

This game looks so great except for the roster right now. The Koopalings were already "meh" to me. But then when they mentioned new challengers, I sat up in my seat expecting someone awesome. Instead they reveal Baby Rosalina and Pink Metal Peach. I was literally like "You have got to be kidding me." Nintendo didn't get the memo that reskins aren't acceptable additions that take up roster space. Especially over mainstays like Bowser Jr., King Boo, Diddy Kong, and Birdo.

And where's the fucking awesome newcomers? I was really hoping to see Fawful in this game, not only because he's my favorite Mario character but because they NEVER add anyone from the RPGs into Mario Kart or other spinoffs. Why? Add Fawful and Mona from WarioWare (also underrepresented in Mario spinoffs), along with Bowser Jr, King Boo, Birdo, and Diddy Kong then maybe they'll redeem themselves a bit. Hell, it would be a middle finger to make us pay for the veterans but I'll take them as DLC if I have to, just give me the mainstays and at least Fawful because it's about damn time I get to play as my favorite Mario character.