How would you change a game?

[Kriven]

Oh, you know what else I would do?

Make "Dashers" a vehicle class in the Mario Kart franchise. Obviously, Dashers would be two-person vehicles that operate on the same mechanics used in Double Dash. They'd be larger and slower than the other vehicles by default (allowing them to win against most karts in a bump contest), with a lot of their grip determined by the weight balance and distribution of the player characters. I guess having an additional character holding the items might also give them a bit of a buffer when it comes to that item-losing mechanic that I hate in general. I haven't really thought about that part much.