*CUE THEME*
You punks need a new mod? It's pretty obvious you need the cream of the crop. Ooh yeah. You see, I've spent my last nine years doing nothing but smashin' my elbow into the skulls of those who oppose me. You think some penciled neck punk is going to be able to drop the ban hammer when another punk is out of line? Oooooh noooo. You need the Machobot. The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ooooh yeahh!
You need someone with the gumption to elbow drop a punk when they break the rules. You think some punk begging people to recolor him is going to be able kick some ass? Ooooh noooo. You need the Machobot, too hot to handle and too cold to hold! Yeeah. I've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes. I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've piledrived robots and DDT'ed Dinosaurs. The Machobot will elbow drop whoever it takes, and leave them crying at their keyboards. Believe in the Macho Party, or I'll snap your neck like a Slim Jim, OooooOOOOOooooOOOOoooo Yeeeeeaaah!
So Kosh Kogan, if you want to try and prove you'd be the better mod the me, COME MEET ME IN THE RING so the Machobot can hit you with that elbow drop and lay your ass down for the 3 count. Ooooh Yeah!
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You punks need a new mod? It's pretty obvious you need the cream of the crop. Ooh yeah. You see, I've spent my last nine years doing nothing but smashin' my elbow into the skulls of those who oppose me. You think some penciled neck punk is going to be able to drop the ban hammer when another punk is out of line? Oooooh noooo. You need the Machobot. The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ooooh yeahh!
You need someone with the gumption to elbow drop a punk when they break the rules. You think some punk begging people to recolor him is going to be able kick some ass? Ooooh noooo. You need the Machobot, too hot to handle and too cold to hold! Yeeah. I've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes. I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've piledrived robots and DDT'ed Dinosaurs. The Machobot will elbow drop whoever it takes, and leave them crying at their keyboards. Believe in the Macho Party, or I'll snap your neck like a Slim Jim, OooooOOOOOooooOOOOoooo Yeeeeeaaah!
So Kosh Kogan, if you want to try and prove you'd be the better mod the me, COME MEET ME IN THE RING so the Machobot can hit you with that elbow drop and lay your ass down for the 3 count. Ooooh Yeah!
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