Peta Gets Pokemon?

[RokuGurin]

...use for guide dogs (!)

I would jokingly ask if you were kidding, but seeing the kind of nutjobs we're dealing with...I wouldn't put it past these morons to do some kind of stunt like releasing a guide dog from its leash, leaving its blind owner to stagger around and end up falling down the stairwell into a subway or something.

It makes me want to beat them with a pipe while shouting:

"HEY PETA!! (SMASH!) IS THIS ALRIGHT?! (SMASH! SMASH!) AS LONG AS I'M NOT HURTING A F*CKING ANIMAL, IT'S ALRIGHT IF I CONTINUE BASHING YOUR BRAINS IN , RIGHT?! (SMASH!) IT'S NOT LIKE HUMAN BEING ARE ANIMALS TOO, RIGHT?! (SMASH!) YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY HATE THE HUMAN RACE SO I HOPE THIS FEELS LIKE HEAVEN TO YOU! (SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!) BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SEEING IT IN A FEW SECONDS!!!!"