06-22-2010, 11:11 AM
(06-20-2010, 08:52 PM)GaryCXJk Wrote: I have a theory on why Link has become right-handed in Skyward Sword.
Apparently, Link was a chronic masturbator. One day he went around town and then felt the urge to pull out his Master Sword and start polish it, so he did behind the bushes. But somehow some girl saw it, and when she called Link, Link smashed the girl's face with his dick and then sploodged lots of Lon Lon milk all over her body with the force of a thousand arrows, which naturally eroded her body. The people were so furious about it they decided to kick him in the nads, which caused his brains to reverse, and that's how he became gay.
i dont get it...