nnnnnnnnevermind here's something else instead

[triptych]

next character: 1up as the biggest goddamn scenefag ever with a girlfriend who is slightly manlier than him


my character is evolving into everything i hate about everyone
i didnt even try to get it to that point it just showed up one day looking androgynous and told me "hello i am the true wonderbro

shawn and you are my fathers i am the result of *inappropriate for internet* and i was raped multiple times by the villain of wonderbros
i then tried to get a girlfriend but because she looked manlier than me i was scared because the villain of wonderbros who raped me was even more feminine than me except he had a purple suit and glorious blonde hair and a large penis so i was scared and killed her because someone so manly has never been in my life until then and now im okay with straight people

now excuse me while i go become even gayerscene-er"
-1up, 2010, to 1up