okay so

[PrettyNier]

By being on the internet, you instantly forfeit your credible opinion to the wind, and you become a faceless brick covered in anuses whose opinions, tastes, needs and emotions don't matter, only to be stacked up against other faceless bricks covered in anuses who are trying to fart louder than you are, and some will succeed because they ate more Taco Bell wrapped in macaroni and cheese, and drank more Mountain Dew than you did.

Now I'm gonna get going to Taco Bell to build internet.

sometimes you make posts that I simply have no choice but to phase out while reading, this is one of them
it just seems like it's trying way too hard to be funny random