Farts.

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Yesterday, at school, I was in Social Studies. This soon-to-be-expelled kid named Chris (Keep in mind that Chris is a very popular kid.) comes in because he has to do some missing work. He sat in an empty desk behind me. At one point I laughed
and then farted a simple, non-deadly fart. He then shoved his desk back. Of course, he was talking to the people next to him
about how "dangerous" it was.When he left, he told a person next to him that he was sorry for this class. After school I sat on the bus, he then told my idiot friend Carmen that I farted. But the way that asshole described it maid it seem like it was an atomic-fart. He said "I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS A BOMB I HID UNDER MY DESK AND SHOVED IT BACK LIKE 20 FEET MAN."
He then kept telling me I have a farting problem, but he was to much of a shithead to realize this doesn't happen all the time. (The last time was about 2 years I think.) Carmen and Chris kept telling me I have a farting problem, and I was pissed.
Today, he asked me what the doctor said about my "problem".

EDIT: By "Last time was like 2 years" I mean that last time I farted and everyone heard and it was stinky.