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Yesterday, at school, I was in Social Studies. This soon-to-be-expelled kid named Chris (Keep in mind that Chris is a very popular kid.) comes in because he has to do some missing work. He sat in an empty desk behind me. At one point I laughed
and then farted a simple, non-deadly fart. He then shoved his desk back. Of course, he was talking to the people next to him
about how "dangerous" it was.When he left, he told a person next to him that he was sorry for this class. After school I sat on the bus, he then told my idiot friend Carmen that I farted. But the way that asshole described it maid it seem like it was an atomic-fart. He said "I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS A BOMB I HID UNDER MY DESK AND SHOVED IT BACK LIKE 20 FEET MAN."
He then kept telling me I have a farting problem, but he was to much of a shithead to realize this doesn't happen all the time. (The last time was about 2 years I think.) Carmen and Chris kept telling me I have a farting problem, and I was pissed.
Today, he asked me what the doctor said about my "problem".

EDIT: By "Last time was like 2 years" I mean that last time I farted and everyone heard and it was stinky.
I go to a small school. This chris kid is like some kind of god, getting heaps of respect. Even though he overeacts to a lot of things.
Reported for being an awful topic.
Today, he asked me what the doctor said about my "problem".
Today, he asked me what the doctor said about my "problem".
Today, he asked me what the doctor said about my "problem".
lol you fgt. who honestly farts in class?
i think that guys right, uv got a problem dude.
i love how nobody from tSR gets it
(01-21-2010, 08:14 PM)Xander Crews Wrote: [ -> ]i love how nobody from tSR gets it
if they did it wouldn't be funny
high school problems
I ate too much chili on Tuesday, got sick from too much Fiber on Wednesday, and haven't stopped farting atomic farts since. XP
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chris is a ver what
(01-21-2010, 08:21 PM)Sebastian Wrote: [ -> ][Image: ibz58n.png]

what? i dont even?
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