Super Mario Galaxy 2 ending leaked!

[Alpha Six]

i'm the polar opposite of a virgin and thus by the rules of the internet i am automatically cooler than any of you will ever hope to be

Tyvon's such a polar opposite of a virgin that every time you shake hands with him, it counts as losing your virginity.

You should also wash your hands afterwards, it must get around a lot.

you'd be surprised

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i've slept with more girls than i've dated [/gloating]

im telling mOrgan

as if she doesn't know lol