Super Mario Galaxy 2 ending leaked!

[TomGuycott]

oh gee imagine that virgins on an internet forum what next

(nobody cares)

Everyone should care, virgins on an internet forum are going to save the world, in this order. Don't even try to argue, because there is so much science behind this that it'd make your doctor hurt:

1. Get as many people to join internet forums as possible.

2. The citizens of the world become even more socially inept.

3. Virginity percentages sky-rocket.

4. Overpopulation effectively curbed.

5. World saved. Party at your house.