how do you make friends online

[Orgasmatron]

step 1 nobody cares how many internet friends you have
step 2 get real life friends instead

you act like im making it a competition, im not. id just like to make some good online friends

ive got plenty of real life friends, of course i prefer them because we can actually hang out, but some more people to have friendly conversations with online would always be nice

you guys are acting like this is bizarre