I Regret Getting a Wii

[Raccoon Sam]

This is the part where you obtain 5 bucks and go to the store and get a USB Bluetooth adapter (unless you already have one) and get GlovePie.
That allows you to use the Wiimote as a mouse/controller/whatever in your computer.

Combine that with emulation and boy, you're in heaven. You can even play Yoshi's Safari!