I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

Yeah, slap that grass

[Gors]

You know, I think I love you the way you are

[Gors]

Oh man, look at that ball!



It even talks!

[Gors]

The game is now a tale about how a Pillowshaded donut saved the mankind.

[Gors]

You know... Total waste of time is harsh.
"Why is that?"
Ya know, Shell. When you try hard at something, you are supposed to pour your heart and soul into it. If you claim that you are genuinely trying your best, without putting your soul into it, then you are just lying to yourself.
"Where does this explanation fit into the equation?"
Well... Simply tagging something as a total waste of time is what you do when you fail at something you think you tried your best. But, if one really did his best to achieve the best performance possible, then it wasn't a waste of time. It was acquired experience. Losing doesn't mean you failed, it only means that there's more to study and learn, and we're always learning.
"Isn't that like, saying 'I did my best, I have no regrets!'?"
...Yes, kind of.

[Gors]

Why is that every Pokemon in this game looks so menacing and nightmare inducing??

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Oh

That was his mouth


I somehow saw that as an eye whoops

[Gors]

I figure, that as a 10 year old, having your own catched and tamed pet animals massacrated by a random passersby is indeed a huge shock and disappointment. I feel bad for the lil' guy there.

[Gors]

Sengir what are you doing in this game

[Gors]

A random patch of grass... There must be something new in there!







Hm.

[Gors]

Since I don't intend to evolve Freja, I figured that I could get another Spearow for that. Say hello to Siegfried!

[Gors]

Why would this dude show up in the middle of the grass? i mean, it doesn't really all that organic if you ask me...

[Gors]

"Yo dawg I herd u like balls..."

[Zac]

Why would this dude show up in the middle of the grass? i mean, it doesn't really all that organic if you ask me...

you are close to the power plant

[Gors]

I am giggling like a 5 year old right now

[Gors]

Okay... So far, so good! I still don't really know what to do, to be honest, but I think this is the right path. (it's the only one that is open anyway)

So I'll rest for a while and get myself prepared for the next segment of the game!