I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

One would assume that if Magnemite is one, then a Magneton would be 1000 of them. But it's actually 3 of them. I blame this on the Gameboy's limitations

[Gors]

Finally! I'm back from work and this means more Pokemon gameplay!

The first person I meet after the last battle is a friendly cop who asks me this question:



You probably don't know me

[Gors]

Climbing on the 2nd floor, I find a couple men chatting. One of them suddenly stops talking and starts to admire Durendal, and attempts to trade it for his lousy Nidorina.



ONLY OVER MY DEAD BODY

[Gors]

It is difficult when you have cool monsters. Everyone wants to trade their shitty monsters with mine. I can't allow that!



So I'm just going to conti--



Oh no... yet another roadkill this year...

[Gors]

Turns out that it was living, and it was actually sleeping. I only did the only logical thing right now.







Dang it

[Gors]

Well, I shall detour all the way and go through Rock Tunnel as the sign said. I think this reeks of additional game time.



Ah RIGHT!! I left Orpheus with the voluptuous magician, let's see how that turned out.

[Kosheh]

Ha Ha Praise Old Amber xD;

gors. please.

dont make the repeated use of the fossil a running gag. i actually really like this playthrough because of its originality but
if you're trying to cross reference a certain other playthrough of pokemon red, please don't, as it'll delegitimize yours

you're gonna need more than that to wake up the big man sleeping in the middle of the road


i heard he likes music

[Garamonde]

uhh



UHH

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

[Gors]

Oh shit! Thanks, magician! Now I can have a less shitty Jigglypuff!




...shit

[Gors]

Here's the new Orpheus! I am really happy to have him back, and I'm sure I can find an use for him.

[Gors]

Honestly... I don't remember this path here. Am I going nuts?

[Gors]

dont make the repeated use of the fossil a running gag. i actually really like this playthrough because of its originality but
if you're trying to cross reference a certain other playthrough of pokemon red, please don't, as it'll delegitimize yours

I never watched a single minute of the other playthrough of Pokemon Red so I don't know any references from it

Also I did legitimately try using the Amber on it

[Gors]

Chicks dig giant robots bikes

[Gors]

.......and Pokemon

[Gors]

This dude seems kinda depressed...