You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: does gamestop still take gameboy color games
Stranger: prolly for like 2 dollars though
Stranger: i say just by pokemon and enjoy life
You: i'm trading in yellow
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey asl
Stranger: 74
Stranger: m
You: kool
You: me too
Stranger: your backyard
You: kool i think i see you
You: come on in
You: dont be ashamed
Stranger: i will hollow you out boy
You: huh?
You: uhh ok...?
You: i just gotta take a crap
Stranger: you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
You: no
You: have you had yours
Stranger: chocolate pudding
You: dont be so fat
Stranger: fuck you
You: what time?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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That guy was freaking stupid, and hypocritical at the same time. He can troll but if I troll he drops an F bomb on me?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: none of your business bitch
You: feisty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle out, Chatroulette in.
http://www.chatroulette.com/
(Pretty much Omegle with cams)

So... think I should post images of them if I find comedic gold hidden inside, or is that somewhat invasive of one's privacy? Well, of course it is, but it's for the sake of being stupid, right? Right?

tom

they're basically allowing it by using a cam

also, first fuckin spin with the new thing i get a guy jerking it off

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: .
You: OHGOD
Stranger: m/f
You: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
You: it's so short btw
You: female
You: Three... inches? o_O
Stranger: 7
You: riiight
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

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second go around i get a fat chick eatin chips

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: HI LOLCOW
You: HOW U DOIN
You: EAT THOSE CHIPS
You: YEAH
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

is it as gross as it sounds?

(12-10-2009, 11:01 PM)OtherWhiteMeat Wrote: Omegle out, Chatroulette in.
http://www.chatroulette.com/
(Pretty much Omegle with cams)

NeoGAF user?

(12-10-2009, 11:28 PM)Lv47Thief Metaru Wrote: is it as gross as it sounds?

not really i'm just incredibly unlucky

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* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: oh boy i am going to get phucked up the damn ass i cant wait this will be a rather exciting day for me i cannot wait to get phucked up the ass this will be sooooooooooo exicting to get phucked up the ass
Stranger: happy days eh
You: SHUT UP
You: DONT EVEN TYPE
You: FUCK
You: you /b/lack?
You: are
You: you
You: /b/lack
Stranger: are you blind?
You: Maybe
You: i am colorblind though
Stranger: im chinese
You: NO RICE FOR YOU CHINGCHONG
You: NO RICE
You: NO SUPPER
Stranger: cya muppet
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

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* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: big n black eh
You: that's how my ex liked it
You: big n black
You: that's why i'm single now
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: that sucks , sorry man
You: she was 14, so i dont even know how she knew she liked em big n black
You: o-o
Stranger: what the
You: yeah
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

you know i tried it and 3/7 times it was a decent somehow looking girl.

well, back to omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: [AUTOMATIC WARNING] Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting to a former sex offender. Have fun chatting!
You: hi
Stranger: how can one be a former sex offender
You: dont pay attention to that
You: she said she was 18
Stranger: I mean either you touched a kid or something or not
Stranger: its not like once you did but now you didn't
You: by the way
Stranger: just say registered sex offender
Stranger: its more believable
You: asl?
Stranger: 13/f/cali
You: deja vu
Stranger: wat u up 2 tonite
You: you know, going to omegle, being harassed by that stupid warning, and well.
You: failing to get anyone new to chat and have a nice moment.
Stranger: i'm actually surprised they haven't filtered that one like they did the FBI warning
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: the what? way to go men
Your conversational partner has disconnected.*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*i'm amazed on how many people fall for this

haha metaru

I got the guy jerking off again

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: not you again
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

i got the same guy twice. since i dont have a camera, its pretty much a russian roulette to see what mounstrousity would show up.

i got someone with a drawing of goatse in front of their cam just now LOL

hi sonniku

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: o hay
You: oh hey there
Stranger: howz u
You: ya gud
You: how u
Stranger: das nais
Stranger: im aightz
Stranger: sippin on sum cok3
You: sawnikku?
Stranger: anywayz
You: <_<
Stranger: megn
Stranger: wat
You: sonniku
Stranger: nah meng
Stranger: peace
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

pic for proof

http://i45.tinypic.com/v6oev4.jpg

whats the fucking point of covering your face if you are going to use a webcam anyway.