06-23-2015, 02:10 PM
06-23-2015, 02:14 PM
Not to be rude, but will you please stop making your text red? I've seen you do it in all your posts and it's very distracting.
As for this thread, I don't know why you need us to tell you our skills if you never made it clear about what you have in mind. Is it a fan game or anything like that? Just hand us some specific details and we'll see if we can help you or not.
As for this thread, I don't know why you need us to tell you our skills if you never made it clear about what you have in mind. Is it a fan game or anything like that? Just hand us some specific details and we'll see if we can help you or not.
06-23-2015, 02:20 PM
I'm a fully trained birthday clown. I can juggle coconuts, breath fire, ride a unicycle, sing relevant songs, and perform coconut related card trick. I also have a decent Obama impresion, and a less than decent Christopher Walken. I do birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, Viking funerals, telegrams, church functions, secular functions, adult parties, (not a euphemism) adult parties, (euphemism) poltical rallies, Christenings, baptizings, video game Let's Plays, video game tournament commentary, Sunday services, Saturday services, public defendings, Silent Library knock-offs, fraternity hazings, and I'll tell your spouse you want a divorce. Legally ordained minister, proud member of the Arkansan Clown and Mime Worker's Union. I don't know if this is relevant to what you need, you didn't post anything at all. I'm just spitballing here and assuming.
My rate is $10 per hour.
My rate is $10 per hour.
06-23-2015, 03:04 PM
I know how to make sounds much like that of a flatulent man with the spacing between my neck and shoulder. I also am good at balancing eggs on a flat surface
06-23-2015, 06:36 PM
This sure is a great thread with an informative OP.