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(07-08-2009, 01:11 PM)Blackward Wrote: (07-08-2009, 12:31 PM)Rai Wrote: I downed a helicopter by throwing an innocent bystander into its blades, picked up a car, charged through a group of heavily-armed bad guys and killed 'em all in one fell swoop, and escaped by running up the side of a building and launching myself at another chopper and hijacking it and flying away.
Yeah, this game totally sucks.
you only looked at the trailer, good job on not even playing the game you dumbass
Good sir, I've reason to believe your sarcasm detector is broken! 
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(07-08-2009, 03:02 PM)Rai Wrote: (07-08-2009, 01:11 PM)Blackward Wrote: (07-08-2009, 12:31 PM)Rai Wrote: I downed a helicopter by throwing an innocent bystander into its blades, picked up a car, charged through a group of heavily-armed bad guys and killed 'em all in one fell swoop, and escaped by running up the side of a building and launching myself at another chopper and hijacking it and flying away.
Yeah, this game totally sucks.
you only looked at the trailer, good job on not even playing the game you dumbass
Good sir, I've reason to believe your sarcasm detector is broken!
your a bit late on that, already picked up on that before you even posted.
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07-08-2009, 04:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-08-2009, 04:44 PM by a babyass man.)
i can't stop playing this game, i beat it in about thirteen hours but it's just too much fun running around and doing the free roam sidequests
i only rented it, but if i had the 60 bucks i would gladly spend it, easily the best game i've ever played. ever.
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im going to quote rubbers here
"when a game makes running in a straight line fun it is a good game"
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07-08-2009, 09:50 PM
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gather around, i'll tell you a little story.
a few years ago i read in a magazine how awesome this game called figthing force 64. it talked about how elaborated controls were, how extensive the game was, all the secret stuff you could get, and that it was certainly a great revival of the beat em up genre. I was so excited that i traded my Legend of Zelda for it. when i found that, after finishing the game in 30 minutes in one single run, the whole game was so poor, so wrong, so extremely bad that since then i realised(the worst way) that listening to "specialized reviewers that are sponsored by the same developers/publishers that made the game" its nothing but a bad idea.
I even remember when was going to rent Megaman 3 back in the day and the guy renting it told me i wasnt going to understand it, and for that i rented that macdonals platform game instead.
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07-08-2009, 10:41 PM
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shut the fuck up metaru, nobody gives a FUCK about your gay ass little "anecdote", if that abomination of a post even passes for one.
this is the thread for the greatest game ever and you're not going to shit all over it with your worthless posting. fuck you.
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There's nothing wrong with what he said. This game actually is good, but there are a lot that are just hyped up by magazines and the like that turn out to be really bad.
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okay so raytheon convinced me to open it
decent game is decent
To sum it up in a word, it's "meh"
Could have been much better.
but it's definitely not as terrible as those reviews said
I give it about a 6.5 - 7.5
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07-09-2009, 12:45 AM
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(07-08-2009, 10:41 PM)Jamal. Wrote: shut the fuck up metaru, nobody gives a FUCK about your gay ass little "anecdote", if that abomination of a post even passes for one.
this is the thread for the greatest game ever and you're not going to shit all over it with your worthless posting. fuck you.
its ok babe god hates us equally.
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also game definitely wasn't worth the 60 dollars
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(07-09-2009, 01:14 AM)Vipershark Wrote: also game definitely wasn't worth the 60 dollars
have you beaten it already? if you have, you're most definitely not playing it right
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no, I haven't
but still
I should've waited until the price went down. It wasn't worth the 60 bucks.
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youre like 3 missions in of course it still sucks distinguished gentleman
wait til youre half way through, you have alot of cool abilities and shit
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I just did um
what did I get I don't remember
the last upgrade was Jumping I or something
last time I checked I was like 14% into the web
I just entered a hive and fought that boss, that's right
then he injected me with something
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