Need a translation (Japanese to English)

[Koopaul]

Hey I was looking at the foreign language thread. Some of you guys know Japanese.

Anyone nice enough to translate the Kremling profiles on this page: [Link], will get a big ol' hand shake. Not to mention I'm going to give you a "Thank you so much!" in advance.

I only need the translations of the Kremling character profiles.

Thank you so much!