Need a translation (Japanese to English)

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I probably won't get an answer.

why you piece of shit are you doubting my translation abilities or something becuase if you mean that then dude i cant even imagine what i can do to u do u even lift i kill and eat ppl like u for breakfast (ilu koopaul )

I'll translate this when I'm home

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Kritter: King K.Rool's minion, Kritter, also participates in the race. Surprisingly, an all-purpose type?
Kipp: Mischievous Kip, likes to play pranks. His pride is his fast movement, a challenge even for Diddy.
Kass: Precocious and kinda ill-tempered. Maybe her attack item use is better than Dixie's?
Kopter: Agile and hasty, and slightly mean-looking. He'll show his fast and quick cornerings!
Kalypso: Cool and overflows with adult charm. She will lead her rivals by the nose with her speciality, acceleration and speed.
Kludge: Takes pride in his huge body. He puts his rivals into submission with his otherworldly power and speed.
Klump: A little dumb, Klump loves his bucket. His body is heavy, but his speed is surprisingly high!
King K.Rool: Leader of the Kremlin Army, King K.Rool is coming! The leader himself will unfold a violent race with the Kongs!

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