I survived a whole semester playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

After studying a little, I decided to visit the local market. Immediately upon entering, I am given a task:





Good try, but Oak-senpai will never notice you

[Gors]

So... You think you are worth shit, huh?

But this time I have a neat little trick up my sleeve!



EAT MY PILLOWSHADED DONUT ATTACK



I

am

a (pocket) monster

[Gors]

After torturing wildlife with pillowshaded bubbles, I went to Oak's place to deliver the parcel.



Turns out that it had to do with a special kind of ball. People seem to like balls around here.

And right when I was about to step out, here he comes...

[Gors]

is this enough for you?

[Gors]

[Gors]

After being taunted by Mutsukki again, he tells me that he will never let Maidsukki lend me one World Map. It is saddening to see my friend resort to cheap tactics like that but what can I do?

I decided to visit Maidsukki again. I know she will give the map to me...



I love you (h)

[Sengir]

Twitching Plays Pokemon

[Gors]

What a wacky world, where trees grow Potions...

[Gors]

A Tibetan Monk snuck up on me while I has harvesting some Potions from that tree. "Want to know some good shit" he asked. I innocently accepted, but what I saw soon after was a gratuitous showcase of graphical violence. An experience that would surely change my world as I knew it...





HE USED HIS MONK MAGIC TO TURN THE WEEDLE INTO A BALL

That was too much for me. There was no doubt now. The people around here are ball fetishists. They turn animals into balls for their own pleasure. They take pride in transforming animals into balls.

This traumatized me to no end. And when I noticed, I was already a ball maniac. I needed to do this. I needed to cram animals into balls. Pokeballs are the right way of life and I am embracing it now.

[Gors]

"I WANT YOUR BALLS"



"Here you are!
Thank you!"

[Gors]

I needed to use the Pokeballs somewhere. It wasn't an option anymore. It was a mission. I didn't even want to find a cool Pokemon: I needed to find any monster and transform it into a ball.



THIS WILL NEED TO SUFFICE

With my recently acquired ball knowledge, I threw the Pokeball with an accuracy never seen before!!



And here it is...



I HAVE MADE MY VERY FIRST BALL.

[Gors]

[Gors]

What a sight... Taking an individual from their own group... Then forcing it to kill his former companions...



This game is not for kids...

[Gors]

After training Flango for a while, I decided that I need to move on and seek for new air.



So far, I haven't been too excited and--



I MUST TRANSFORM THAT INTO A BALL

[Gors]

HUHUHUHUHUHUHU