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What?



Anyway, I found out never to use kitchen utensils to kill yourself. The sight of a knife plunging through your chest or neck is enough to make you cringe. My chest is still sore from the stab wound. Oh, and drowning in chocolate isn't all it's cracked up to be. when you resurface, dead, you have to get lifeguards to lick the solidified chocolate off your body. When I awake my body was sticky from saliva...
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#17
my mom burned all my video games so in three days i'm going to burn all of her pet hamsters and then
k,ill myself by jumping in front of a speeding trains
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#18
people don't kill themselves. true fact.
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facts don't exist, only interpretations do. concept (i didn't put true because i could put its truth in question). Wink
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#20
I think the most efficient way is to shoot yourself from the bottom of the jaw. There's no skull to go through, so the bullet enters your brain quick enough for you to not feel anything.

In any case, the manliest way to kill yourself is to bang your head repetitively against the sidewalk.
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gay babies
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#22
i didnt mean for this to happen
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#23
Oh well

Tomorrow I'm going to see how many bones I can break by jumping off my trampoline. Hopefully if I land on my head Ill die again
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(12-04-2010, 03:28 PM)munky cheez Wrote: i didnt mean for this to happen
how are you posting if you're banned


wait a minute
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banned from the stand
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#26
Wut? why i would suicide? Very Sad

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(12-07-2010, 07:39 PM)Kazuma Wrote: Wut? why i would suicide? Very Sad

If you have to ask, kill yourself.
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#28
I had an ex who threatened suicide if I broke up with her. Twice.

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this is murderbeard s. rabidbaboy's mother, rapesideburns s. rabidbaboy
not only did he kill himself this morning

but he also
burned fluffy, lancelot, cheeks, and mr. snuggleface

WHAT a BRAT
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