Confessions of a teenage(more accurately "Middle aged") sprite ripper.

[ccoffee table]

Once I printed out a sprite of yoshi ripped by Bacon(dont worry i gave credit), I enlarged it drasttically and put a hole in his mouth where i have created a glory hole. After which I had this girl commit fellatio to me while using said glory hole. I only did this because she always wanted to french kiss Yoshi from super mario brothers.


tell me your dirty little secrets.

[GaryASPG]

"what made you want to be a police man?"
"officer."
"what made you want to be a police man officer?"

-- Hot Fuzz

[Cobalt Blue]

i am a girl IRL.

[ccoffee table]

UHH huhh, next you'll be telling everyone youre not 36. Way to not take the thread seriously -_______________-;

[Nystre]

a brief history of ironic internet posting:

[Nystre]

look

[Nystre]

look at me

[TomGuycott]

I slept with girl Metaru.

[TomGuycott]

a brief history of ironic internet posting

look

look at me

I JUST got this.

[Gors]

I once had to participate in a play half-naked.

And everyone at school saw me, including their parents.

I don't feel humiliated, though.

[Vipershark]

I slept with girl Metaru.

omg...

[Woppet*]

i once had sex with a girl in the same bed as my best friend and a girl he was having sex with and i came after like 2 minutes. But he never told anyone, thank fuck.
Also there was a Mario plush toy in the bed that i won from one of those claw machines.

[Mech]

I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right

[Vipershark]

I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right

>used to
>was 12

itt mechant uses past tense for current events

[Mech]

I used to fap to loli

but I was 12 so it was legal right

right

>used to
>was 12

itt mechant uses past tense for current events

oh god I laughed so hard I came you prankster

also the chicks in your avatar are South Korean, sorry to piss on your parade